the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!