The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to die at will.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to speak only in binary

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to not have any power.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!