The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!