The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to peak braille

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to have bad luck!

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!