the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to think.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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the power to die

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The power to hear morse code.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!