the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to have a power

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to do nothing

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Endless falling....

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!