The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!