The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!