The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!