The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!