Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to do something when you do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!