the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to sweat soup.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to see John Cena.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to be phone

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!