The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to shower naked.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to exist

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!