the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!