The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to die at will

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!