The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!