how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power to die at will

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power die if you think.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!