Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!