The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to see the present.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to have the longest little finger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!