The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to sleep

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!