The power to ride a bike

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to look through glass.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!