Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!