The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!