The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to ride a bike

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!