the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!