The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!