The power to see the present.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to eat food

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!