The power to see the present.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat food

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to transform into air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!