The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to pee on command

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!