The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!