Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to silence explosions.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Imortality.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!