The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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captain obvious

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power spite flower

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!