The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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captain obvious

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to run if you have no legs

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power spite flower

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!