The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to poke

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to silence explosions.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!