The power to understand math.

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

Asexual reproduction.

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!