The power to wink really fast.

The power to talk to dust

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

the power to fly indoors

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The ability to breath, but only in space.

the power to have no one read this post

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!