turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!