Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to shit brix

the power to bi ugly

The power to state the obvious.

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

The power to infinitely generate cardboard

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The power to pee ants.

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to read

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!