The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to shit brix

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!