power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to turn into paper

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!