The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to be born.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!