power to breathe

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!