power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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KeemStar

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to shit brix

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to bi ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!