The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!