Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!