The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power of cheese

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!