Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!