Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!