The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!