The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!