the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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the power to die on command

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!