The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!