The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!