The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!