The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!